Wow, gerade die 7. Season von Friends scheint eine wahre Fundgrube für Zitate zu sein, die auch out of context funktionieren. Enjoy ..

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Phoebe: "No no, not my sister. I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula is over my dead body. And that's not happening until October fifteenth 2032."
Ross: "THAT's the day you're going to d - .. Oh no, I've got shuffleboard on that day!"
Phoebe: "That's what you think."

(aus: "The One With Phoebe's Cookies")
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Monica: "Phoebe, do you think that your favourite animal says very much about you?"
Phoebe: "You mean behind my back?"

(aus: "The One With Rachel's Assistant")
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Monica: "They can't be all bad. Find me the one where you make your bedroom eyes .. Oh, here it is."
Chandler: "Those are my bedroom eyes??! Why did you ever sleep with me?"
Monica: "Do you really want to pull at that thread??"

(aus: "The One With The Engagement Pictures")
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Monica: "Oh my God, I've been so busy planning this wedding that I forgot all the things I'd be giving up! I'm never going to have a first kiss again!"
Phoebe: "But you'll have a last kiss."

(aus: "The One with Joey's Award")
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Monica: "Why what's the matter?"
Joey: "They want me to be totally naked in the movie!"
Monica: "Wow."
Joey: "I know! My grandmother is going to see this!"
Phoebe: "Well, Grandma is going to have to get in line!"

(aus: "The One with Ross' and Monica's Cousin")
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*sigh*