Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl, [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,
[to Barbossa] And you and your Brethren Court.
[to everyone] Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
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Jack Sparrow: She's a woman scorned, the fury the like of which hell hath no.
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Captain Vallenueva: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him, cut out his tongue and shoot his tongue... and maybe trim that straggly beard of his.
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Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish... eh... let us not,dear friends,forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... bind them up together and they'll devour themselves without a single thought... Human nature,in'it? Ooor... rather fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here well-provisioned and well-armed... and half of us would be dead within the month!
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Gibbs: Jack! The world needs you back something fierce!
Will Turner: Cutler Beckett has the heart of Davy Jones, he controls the Flying Dutchman.
Elizabeth Swann: He's taking over the sea!
Jack Sparrow: I leave you people alone for just a minute look what happens, everything's gone apart!
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Barbossa: Now we're good and lost.
Elizabeth Swann: Lost?
Barbossa: Yes, you have to be lost to find that which no one knows where it is, elseways everyone would know where it was.
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Will Turner: Will you marry me?
Elizabeth Swann: I don't think now's the best time!
Will Turner: Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa! Barbossa, marry us!
Barbossa: I'm a little busy!
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Captain Teague: It's not living forever that's the problem, Jacky. It's living with yourself - forever.
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Lord Cutler Beckett: [referring to Jack about to use a cannon to escape] You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Well thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
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Jack Sparrow: [reading off a map] "Up is down"? Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful.
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Ragetti: [of Davy Jones] So he wasn't always so... tentacley?
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Jack Sparrow: I don't have the face for tentacles.
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Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.
Barbossa: There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.
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Elizabeth Swann: Jack, it would never have worked out between us.
Jack Sparrow: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
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Jack Sparrow: Permit me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.
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Davy Jones: Do you fear death?
Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.