Borat: My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

Borat: This is Natalya.
[He kisses her passionately]
Borat: She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
[She holds up a trophy and smiles]
Borat: Niiice!

Borat: This my mother. She is oldest woman in ALL of Kuzek! She is 42!Uhh... this my wife, Oxanna... she is boring.
Oxanna: What? What? What did you tell them about me you skinny piece of shit? Why don't you do something useful and dig your mama a grave! You tall piece of shit!

Borat: This is Orkin, the town rapist! Naughty, naughty!

Borat: I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

Borat: May George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq!

Borat: [Narrating] We decided to not take airplane should the Jews repeat their attack of 9/11.

Azamat: [subtitled] We should go back to New York. At least there are no Jews there.

Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with shaved vazhïn?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.

Borat Sagdiyev: I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

Borat: Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

Azamat: [points to two cockroaches] The Jews have shifted their shapes!

Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your everyone.
Borat: Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.

Borat: We need somewhere to park our black asses for the night.