Tagline: Their World Is Closer Than You Think

Jared Grace: Why can't I see you?
Thimbletack: You don't see us, now you do, but only if we want you to.

Taxi Driver: [after running over an invisible monster] Did I hit someone?
Jared Grace: Yes! Thank you!

Mallory Grace: Thanks, Spock, you're the pride of the Federation.

Hogsqueal: [as the griffin is soaring far overhead] Fly as you want. Griffin! I swallowed an ogre whole. You could be next!

Aunt Lucinda Spiderwick: [showing scars on forearm] If they say 'suicide' and you say 'goblins', this place is where they put you.

Mallory Grace: [to Thimbletack] What happens when Mulgarath gets the book?
Thimbletack: I die. You die. We all die. Bye-bye.
Mallory Grace: [turns to Jared; voice quavering slightly] What does he mean, 'we all die'?
Jared Grace: I think he means... we all die.

Hogsqueal: Vengeance or death!... Preferably vengeance.

Die schönsten Zitate wieder:

Sweeney Todd: I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.

Sweeney Todd: [holding up one of his razors] At last! My arm is complete again!

Mrs. Lovett: [placing a small pie on the counter] Here we are. Hot out of the oven.
Sweeney Todd: What is THAT?
Mrs. Lovett: [sings] It's priest. Have a little priest...
Sweeney Todd: [sings] Is it really good?
Mrs. Lovett: [sings] Sir, it's too good, at least. Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh... so it's pretty fresh.

Sweeney Todd: What can I do for you today sir? Stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin massage. Sit sir. Sit.
Judge Turpin: [singing] You see sir a man infatuated with love. Her ardent and eager slave. So fetch the pomade and pumice stone and lend me a more seductive tone a sprinkling perhaps of French cologne but first sir I think... a shave.
Sweeney Todd: The closest I ever gave.

Sweeney Todd: [singing] Our charity towards the world my pet, we'll take the customers that we can get, we won't discriminate big or small...
Mrs. Lovett, Sweeney Todd: No, we'll serve anyone, meaning anyone,and to anyone at all!

Und hier noch die schönsten Zitate (die sogar in der Synchro noch ganz gut rüberkommen):

Sadusky: There is a book and it has the information you need. The President's Book of Secrets. A collection of documents for President's eyes only. The truth behind the JFK conspiracy. The missing minutes from the Watergate tapes. And of course, Area 51.
Ben Gates: It contains all of our nation's secrets. I need to see that book.
Sadusky: The only way you'll ever see that book is if you get elected President.

Ben Gates: I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the President of the United States.
Riley Poole: Wouldn't it just have been easier to make an appointment?

Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?
Ben Gates: Well, you never know.

FBI Agent: Treasure hunter Ben Gates is on the news again.
Sadusky: What did he find now, Atlantis?

Riley Poole: We have thirty seconds to disable the alarm.
Ben Gates: Go.
[Ben and Riley break into a house and Riley disables the alarm]
Ben Gates: You did that in twenty-five seconds.
Riley Poole: That's why I tell people to get a dog.

Patrick Gates: The Statue of Liberty! But which one?
Riley Poole: Exactly. Wait is there more than one?

Ein paar nette Zitate von der Hexe Lamia hätte ich noch ganz gerne hier drin, aber vielleicht kommen ja noch welche ..

Narrator: A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really...”Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question.

Yvaine: The little I know about love is that's unconditional. It's not something you can buy.
Tristan: Hang on! This wasn't about me trying to buy her love. This was to proove her how I felt.
Yvaine: Ah... And what's she doing to proove how she feels about you?

Tristan: Look Yvaine, you'll understand when you meet her, all right? If we don't get murdered by pirates first.
Yvaine: Mmm... Murdered by pirates, heart turned out and eaten, meet Victoria... I can't quite decide which sounds more fun...

Yvaine: You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn't true. I know a lot about love. I've seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable. All those wars. Pain, lies, hate... It made me want to turn away and never look down again. But when I see the way that mankind loves... You could search to the furthest reaches of the universe and never find anything more beautiful. So yes, I know that love is unconditional. But I also know that it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing... What I'm trying to say, Tristan is... I think I love you. Is this love, Tristan? I never imagined I'd know it for myself. My heart... It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it's trying to escape because it doesn't belong to me any more. It belongs to you. And if you wanted it, I'd wish for nothing in exchange - no fits. No goods. No demonstrations of devotion. Nothing but knowing you loved me too. Just your heart, in exchange for mine.

Tristan: [dazed just after returning to human form] Victoria!
Yvaine: I think I preferred "Mother."

Yvaine: Are you tempted?
Tristan: Tempted, by what?
Yvaine: Immortality. Let's say it wasn't my heart. Not me. Just a star you didn't know.
Tristan: You seriously think I could kill anybody. Even if I could, I mean, everlasting life? I imagine it would be kind of lonely. Well, maybe if you had someone to share it with. Someone you loved. Then it might be different.

Und noch ein paar Zitate:

Hermione Granger: You found it Neville, the room of requirement. It becomes available to anyone who really needs it.
Ron Weasley: Really, so if you really needed the toilet and you walked past?
Hermione Granger: Charming Ron, but yes that's right.

[Dumbledore has arrived at Harry's trial, which was moved up]
Cornelius Fudge: I don't think we informed you of the change in time.
Albus Dumbledore: By sheer luck, I arrived at the Ministry three hours early.

Severus Snape: [about his veritaserum] I have no other stocks. You have used it all interrogating students and used the last of it on Ms. Chang.

Ron Weasley: Hermione, you are truly the most wonderful person I have ever met and if I'm ever rude to you...
Hermione Granger: Then I'll know you've gone back to normal.

Dolores Umbridge: Wands away. There will be no need to talk.
Hermione Granger: No need to think is more likely

George Weasley: You know Fred, I always believed our future lay outside the realms of academic achievement.

Luna Lovegood: [petting a Thestral's beak] They're called Thestrals, they're really not bad but people avoid them because they're...
Harry Potter: …different...

Dolores Umbridge: Please, tell them I mean no harm.
Harry Potter: Sorry, Professor, but I must not tell lies.

Hermione Granger: Don't you know how Cho is feeling right now? Well, obviously, she's feeling sad, because of Cedric dying. Then she's feeling guilty for liking Harry, and worrying about what everyone else will say. And she probably can't work out her feelings towards Harry anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when he died.
Ron Weasley: One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.
Hermione Granger: Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!