66, WG42, E58, / NG24, D8, C1, Frz0, B2, NA0

Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

Immer wenn ich denke, dass es für diesmal reicht mit der Discworld, will noch ein Band wiedergelesen werden, wie jetzt der Band über die Discworldversion von Australien. Vielleicht sollte ich mal die gesamte Serie von Anfang bis Ende - okay, bis ca. Unseen Academicals - lesen...

How could you ever make any progress against minds like that? If some god somewhere had said, 'Let there be light,' they'd be the ones to say things like 'Why?' The darkness has always been good enough for us.'
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I THINK PERHAPS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED 'LIVING'.
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Historians have pointed out that it is in times of plenty that people feel like going to war. In times of famine they're simply trying to find enough to eat. When they've just enough to go round they tend to be polite. But when a banquet is spread before them, it's time to argue over the place settings.
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(Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent, 1998)
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Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic
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Abgesehen von der Geburt der 8 Mini-Discworlds bei dem roten Stern enthält dieser Band auch die Verwandlung des Bibliothekars der Unseen University in einen Orang-Utan, der neben Death zu einem der bekanntesten (und genialsten) Charaktere der Discworld wird. Den Band hab ich wirklich schon zu lange vernachlässigt.
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Boring, it thought. What a strange thing to say. Trees can be bored, of course, beetles do it all the time, but I don't think that was what he was trying to mean.
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From here it also looks a great deal bigger, because space is not really big, it is simply somewhere to be big in. Planets are big, but planets are meant to be big and there is nothing clever about being the right size.
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(Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic, 1986)

64, WG40, E56, / NG24, D8, C1, Frz0, B2, NA0

Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

Einer der Gründe, den Band wiederzulesen - abgesehen davon, wie genau Rincewind es schafft einen ausgewachsenen Magierkrieg zu verhindern - war wie Lord Vetinari in eine Echse verwandelt wird. Immer wieder gut.

Despite rumour, Death isn't cruel - merely terribly, terribly good at his job.
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It wasn't lost. It always knew exactly where it was. It was always here.
It was just that everywhere else seemed to have been temporarily mislaid.
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'Talent just defines what you do,' he said. 'It doesn't define what you are. Deep down, I mean. When you know what you are, you can do anthing.'
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(Terry Pratchett, Sourcery, 1988)
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Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents
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Nach 16 Jahren hatte ich das meiste aus dem Buch schon wieder vergessen und diese Discworldversion des Rattenfängermärchens wiederaufleben zu lassen war ein echter Genuß. Eine der wenigen Sachen allerdings, die mir noch präsent waren, war die Begegnung von Maurice mit Death, der bekanntermaßen eine Schwäche für Katzen hat - immer wieder richtig schön.

It went against everything a cat stood for. This is what thinking does for you, he thought. It gets you into trouble. Even when you know other people can think for themselves, you start thinking for them too.
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He wasn't exactly lost, because cats never got lost. He merely didn't know where everything else was.
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'I suppose there isn't a Big Cat in the Sky, is there?'
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, MAURICE. OF COURSE THERE ARE NO CAT GODS. THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH LIKE ... WORK.
Maurice nodded. One good thing about being a cat, apart from the extra lives, was that the theology was a lot simpler.
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(Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, 2001)

62, WG38, E54, / NG24, D8, C1, Frz0, B2, NA0

Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

Auf den "The Fifth Elephant" kann ich diesmal (vielleicht) verzichten, aber dieser zweite Band der Citywatch-Serie musste einfach sein, schon weil hier die neuen Mitstreiter aus allen möglichen Spezies die Wache ab hier bereichern. Und wie jedesmal schmerzt es mich, dass Cuddy umkommt, weil er und Detritus so ein herrliches Duo abgeben.
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He could think in italics. Such people need watching.
Preferably from a safe distance.
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There were no such thing as dwarf gods. Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly explode they'd seen the need for gods as the sort of supernatural equivalent of a hard hat. Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme.
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The Librarian was, of course, very much in favour of reading in general, but readers in particular got on his nerves. There was something, well, sacrilegious about the way they kept taking books off the shelves and wearing out the words by reading them. He liked people who loved and respected books, and the best way to do that, in the Librarian's opinion, was to leave them on the shelves where Nature intended them to be.
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He was vaguely aware that prospective grooms were not supposed to see putative brides on the morning of the wedding, possibly in case they took to their heels.
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(Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms, 1993)
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Terry Pratchett, Thud

Mit dem letzten - und vielleicht besten - Band der Citywatch-Serie komme ich langsam zum Schluß meines Pratchett-Bingeing. Ein oder zwei Bände vielleicht noch, dann reicht es erstmal wieder für eine Weile. Bei diesem Band beeindruckt mich immer wieder, wie Pratchett es schafft, die unüberwindbar erscheinende religiöse und kulturelle Kluft zwischen Zwergen und Trollen zu erklären und zu veranschaulichen, wie unaufhaltsam die Bemühungen tatsächlich sind sie zu überbrücken, trotz aller Widerstände.
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Fun. What is it good for?
It's not pleasure, joy, delight, enjoyment or glee. It's a hollow, cruel, vicious little bastard, a word for something sought with an hilarious couple of wobbly antennae on your head and the word 'I want it!' on your shirt, and it tends to leave you waking up with your face stuck to the street.
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(Terry Pratchett, Thud, 2005)

60, WG36, E52, / NG24, D8, C1, Frz0, B2, NA0

Terry Pratchett, Jingo

Weiter geht's mit dem Discuniversum. Diesen Band habe ich sehr lange nicht wiedergelesen und dementsprechend waren mir keine Einzelheiten mehr im Kopf, nur die grobe Handlung um die überraschend auftauchende Insel, die soviel Unheil zwischen Ankh Morpork und Klatch stiftet. Die Stelle mit den beiden Paralleluniversen hatte ich komplett vergessen.

Sergeant Colon had had a broad education. He'd been to the School of My Dad Always Said, the College of It Stands to Reason, and was now a postgraduate student at the University of What Some Bloke In The Pub Told Me.
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It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
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Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky, reminding every thoughtful watcher that it is in the deserts and high places that religions are generated. When men see nothing but bottomless infinity over their heads they have always had a driving and desperate urge to find someone to put in the way.
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One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
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(Terry Pratchett, Jingo, 1997)
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Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Eigentlich wollte ich ja nur die neueren Bände der Watchserie lesen, aber dann kam doch der Wunsch hoch, wiederzulesen wie alles anfing. Vor allem die Stellen mit dem Drachen sind immer wieder klasse.
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'.. Never trust any ruler who puts his faith in tunnels and bunkers and escape routes. The chances are that his heart isn't in the job.'
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(Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!, 1989)

58, WG34, E50, / NG24, D8, C1, Frz0, B2, NA0

Terry Pratchett, Nightwatch

Nach zwei Jahren Pause haben sich doch wieder einige Bände aus der Discworldserie angesammelt, die wiedergelesen werden möchten. Wie diese geniale Zeitreisegeschichte, in der Vimes eine Revolution leiten und steuern, einen psychopathischen Killer dingfest machen und zu allem Überfluß noch sein eigenes jüngeres Selbst beschützen muss, und alles ohne die Vergangenheit zu verändern. Spannung pur.

'... Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes...
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As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn't measure up. What would run through the streets soon enough wouldn't be revolution or a riot. It'd be people who were frightened and panicking. It was what happened when the machinery of city life faltered, the wheels stopped turning and all the little rules broke down. An when that happened, humans were worse than sheep. Sheep just ran; they didn't try to bite the sheep next to them.
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(Terry Pratched, Night Watch, 2002)

Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Auch dieses furiose Debut der Golems von Ankh Morpork habe ich viel zu lange nicht wiedergelesen. Immer wieder besonders schön: die Wappen mit den praktisch unübersetzbaren Mottos.

'You know, sometimes I envy you. It must be nice to be a wolf. Just for a while.'
'It has its drawbacks.' Like fleas, she thought, as they locked up the museum. And the food. And the constant nagging feeling that you should be wearing three bras at once.
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Rumour is information distilled so finely that it can filter through anything. It does not need doors and windows - sometimes it doesn't even need people. It can exist free and wild, running from ear to ear without ever touching lips.
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'They think they want good government and justice for all, Vimes, yet what is it they really crave, deep in their hearts? Only that things go on as normal and tomorrow is pretty much like today.
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Royalty was like dandelions. No matter how many heads you chopped off, the roots were still there underground, waiting to spring up again.
It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: 'Kings. What a good idea.' Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.
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(Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay, 1997)

56, WG32, E48, / NG24, D8, C1, Frz0, B2, NA0

Terry Pratchett, The Truth

Dieser Band ist nicht nur mein Topfavorit (neben Going Postal) in der Discworldserie, sondern vielleicht auch eins meiner wirklichen Lieblingsbücher. Irgendwie könnte ich mir die fulminante Entstehungsgeschichte von Ankh Morporks erster Tageszeitung immer und immer wieder antun. Es wird einfach nicht langweilig.
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'Be careful. People like to be told what they already know. Remember that. They get uncomfortable when you tell them new things. New things ... well, new things aren't what they expect. The like to know that, say, a dog will bite a man. That is what dogs do. They don't want to know that a man bites a dog, because the world is not supposed to happen like that. In short, what people think they want is news, but what they really crave is olds. I can see you've got the hang of it already.'
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(Terry Pratchett, The Truth, 1999)

55, WG31, E47, / NG24, D8, C1, Frz0, B2, NA0

Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

Einige Discworldbände stehen noch Schlange, um gelesen zu werden und bei der Witchesreihe gehört dies auf jeden Fall dazu, schon weil Pratchetts Sicht auf Vampire einfach so erfrischend anders und zutreffend ist. Und wie Granny Weatherwax die 'moderne' Vampirfamilie, die so mir nichts dir nichts ihr Revier übernehmen will, mit ihren eigenen Waffen schlägt, ist immer eine Wonne zu lesen.
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Nanny reflected that Agnes read books. All the witches who'd lived in her cottage were bookish types. They thought you could see life through books, but you couldn't, the reason being that the words got in the way.
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She was not, herself, hugely in favour of motherhood in general. Obviously it was necessary, but it wasn't exactly difficult. Even cats managed it. But women acted as if they'd been given a medal that entitled them to boss people around. It was as if, just because they'd got the label which said 'mother', everyone else got a tiny part of the label that said 'child'...
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Oats sighed. 'Many people find faith a great solace,' he said. He wished he was one of them.
'Good.'
'Really? Somehow I thought you'd argue.'
'It's not my place to tell 'em what to believe, if they act decent.'
'But it's not something that you feel drawn to, perhaps, in the darker hours?'
'No. I've already got a hot water bottle.'
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(Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum, 1998)